Drunken Faun - Death Note Misunderstanding

Dear Drunken Faun,

I was watching DeathNote the other night...it's an anime, a really good one...and I was wondering which DeathNote character you would be? I think you would be Matsuda because you just fit his profile. It sounds about right...but what do you think?

-The Chex

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Dear....Person that I haven't met before,

 What? What's a Death Note? Is that like, some kind of cartoon porn?  It must be a snuff film with a name like that....now, don't get me wrong,but I like living porn, no one should die at the end of it! It's not good then! That's screwed up man, what if you like thatMatsu....Matshe....da... chick in it? Then you don't get to see her in anything else, and that makes me sad....So, I don't think I like you...The Chex....You're one sick, sad, little girl.  My formal advice is to get help...QUICK!!  And make sure the police don't find out you like watching people die.

Leola: It's an anime RETARD!  It's not a snuff film.  God! Do you think everything through like this?

I answer the questions from your bloggers...not you...I hate you.