Dear Drunken Faun,
What are you dressing up for this Halloween?
Quite Interested,
Julio Hunterport
Dear Huntsterjew,
That is a seriously offensitive comment! Why, I have never heard sucha thing before! Costumes? I don't need to use costumes!
Jackie and Leola: ....
And I would aprreciate if you stayed on your side of the tracks and play with your dollar girls instead of your..
Leola: AND you stop.
What? I'm telling him off, you shut it or I'll make you another dirty martini!
Jackie: Firstly, we know better than to drink anything you make for we know it involves a dirty sock or dryer lint.
Leola: Second, you have no idea what the question is do you?
(After a few minutes of confused explanation, we set it straight)
Oh! Costumes! Like dress up stuff? Well, I had some great get ups in my time. I had a goat...and a goat...and a woman's underpant suit thingy from the 1800's. A little advice when doing dress up, make sure you play for your team if you get my drift. I really like Carnival and Mardis Gras...it's a lot of fun screwing around then. Like this one time, I got into a bar fight over some liquor and it happened at night so it was dark...
Jackie: Oh, the stories you tell.
Yeah, and it was late and I was drunk and I hid in a corner after hitting this other guy cause I stole his liquor when I couln't get that other one back and...
Leola: Does this have anything to do with Halloween?
What's that? Some kinda fruity disease? Like the kind you get in the jello pool filled with strange things like bikes and stuff?
Jackie: How drunk are you?
Leola: You have to ask?
But I'm curious what is it?
Leola: The time of year you dress up in scary to sexy costumes, blowing stuff up, drinking, and talk to ghosts and stuff.
So basically what you two do everyday.
Jackie and Leola: ....yeah. Pretty much. Only we get candy for doing it.
Liquor filled candy? Cause if that's the case sign me up!
Jackie: The question was, what would you dress up as?
Oh, right! I would say a goat. Or a chupacabra. That's like my version of a vampire. You know, I think I could find something sexy about it that you two perverts do with those vampire movies you like.
Leola: Do not doubt it.
What are you dressing up for this Halloween?
Quite Interested,
Julio Hunterport
Dear Huntsterjew,
That is a seriously offensitive comment! Why, I have never heard sucha thing before! Costumes? I don't need to use costumes!
Jackie and Leola: ....
And I would aprreciate if you stayed on your side of the tracks and play with your dollar girls instead of your..
Leola: AND you stop.
What? I'm telling him off, you shut it or I'll make you another dirty martini!
Jackie: Firstly, we know better than to drink anything you make for we know it involves a dirty sock or dryer lint.
Leola: Second, you have no idea what the question is do you?
(After a few minutes of confused explanation, we set it straight)
Oh! Costumes! Like dress up stuff? Well, I had some great get ups in my time. I had a goat...and a goat...and a woman's underpant suit thingy from the 1800's. A little advice when doing dress up, make sure you play for your team if you get my drift. I really like Carnival and Mardis Gras...it's a lot of fun screwing around then. Like this one time, I got into a bar fight over some liquor and it happened at night so it was dark...
Jackie: Oh, the stories you tell.
Yeah, and it was late and I was drunk and I hid in a corner after hitting this other guy cause I stole his liquor when I couln't get that other one back and...
Leola: Does this have anything to do with Halloween?
What's that? Some kinda fruity disease? Like the kind you get in the jello pool filled with strange things like bikes and stuff?
Jackie: How drunk are you?
Leola: You have to ask?
But I'm curious what is it?
Leola: The time of year you dress up in scary to sexy costumes, blowing stuff up, drinking, and talk to ghosts and stuff.
So basically what you two do everyday.
Jackie and Leola: ....yeah. Pretty much. Only we get candy for doing it.
Liquor filled candy? Cause if that's the case sign me up!
Jackie: The question was, what would you dress up as?
Oh, right! I would say a goat. Or a chupacabra. That's like my version of a vampire. You know, I think I could find something sexy about it that you two perverts do with those vampire movies you like.
Leola: Do not doubt it.
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