Drunken Faun - Kids Names

Dear Drunken Faun,

What should I name my child?

Millie Arburthnot

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Dear Ms. Allbeernot

What?  Shouldn't you do all the work and stress to organize this?  I mean...you're going to be calling this kid this name until one of you dies.

I'm guessing you want something regal and proud...but since you've kinda given me the go ahead on this, here's my list of favorites.

1.  Pinochle

2.  Studebaker

3.  Rock

4.  Emasculate Conception Catholic Church

5.  Dreidel

6.  Drunken Faun  (that's my first choice)

7.  Wood

8.  and Fedora

I like Fedora...it sounds Italian...and rhymes with scotch.

Leola: Are you just listing things that pop into your head?

A lot of my friends are names Helios Circuit.

Jackie: What?

Yeah, there's Cumulus, and Tacknip...I named my first girlfriend that.

Jackie: What about Cardboard Box?  That's a good name.

But Rock has more dignity to it.  You can only sleep in a box...you can't sleep in a rock.