Drunken Faun - Devil Dancing

Dear Drunken Faun,

  Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight? 'Cause I have and the bastard's got two left feet.

  - Bunny

Dear Kindred Woodland Creature,

   It depends on what you mean like 'dance' cuz..... the last time I ran into that bastard he was all ready to pony me up.

  Seriously, could you tell me how you got him to just dance with you?  All I suggested was naked Twister and the next thing I knew, I was upside down with a ball gag in my mouth.

Leola: So...did you have fun?

Well.....I didn't enjoy it....but he did. Was smiling the whole time. A big frikkin smile....

Jackie: So I take it that this was one of your infamous 'homosexual' experiences?

Yeah...and it was just one, but it lasted me until Napoleon.

Jackie & Leola: When did it start?

Do you remember this guy named Botticelli?