Drunken Faun - Online Quiz Answers

Dear Drunken Faun,

I made this quiz for you. I really think that you would like it.
It's a kinky little quiz that might just make you happy.
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Dear Sexy Mamma,

I am flattered, and I would be happy to reply to your inquiry. The girls started laughing when they saw your number but I thought that it was nice and trusting-like.  Ok. Here's the first of my lithiographic decide.....yeah.

Jackie: Stop trying to sound intelligent and answer the bloody quiz.

1

Which of these best describes you?

i try to be nice to everyone.
I hate everyone in this room with me....except for me...I love me.
i'm really random.
i'm a lover, not a fighter.
i'm the queen of the disco.
i'm nothing.   I'm something special!
Jackie and Leola: You got that right!

2

Which of these music genres appeals to you most?

I like a little of everything.
I like metal/rock/hardcore.
I'm really into this band no one has heard of.
DF: I heard this new band that I heard on the radio the other day
Jackie: that was a jingle for Viagra and Pizza Hut.
DF: Yeah, it kind of melded together and stuff. It was like Jesus was talking to me again in that bush on the side street in the side town that we went to last week....yeah....real spiritual.
My musical tastes change every week.
If you can hear it on the radio, I probably listen to it.

3

What climate do you live in?

I live where it's mostly hot and dry.
I live where it's mostly chilly, but really cold in the winter.
I live where there are four distinct seasons...it's never extreme in one way.
I live where it's hot and humid.
I live in a basement.   I live mostly in a cupboard they keep me there...it's nice and dry most of the time....

4

What does it mean to you to allow another person to fully love you?

What it means to me is to be able to recognize and accept the love coming from another person.
To let them see me cry, show them my weak spots, but also to let them see my goofy sense of humor.
To allow that person complete access to you without reservation.
To love someone uncondtionally, to the point that you would do anything to care for them, and be cared for in return.
To be loved despite my flaws.
This is a pussy question! I only let them fall in love once and that was a mistake involving a half used ketchup bottle and some fries!

5

What in life, is beautiful to you?

tragedy.
nature.
colors.
sunsets.
people.
Liquor bottles....and your mom. and for some reason....I really like looking at yeast dough....and M&M chips....My eyes cross...It's nice.

6

Pick one, at random.

A
B
C
D
E
I fell for this once, it's not happening again suckers! It involved a clown and a cardboard box! and you can just go back to your convenience store and suck on your slurpy! It's the only thing you're going to suck on! Nerd!

7

Have you ever had your heart broken?

Yes, once.
No.
Many times.
It was confusing, so maybe?
Dude, I break hearts.
Unless you count that time that someone stabbed me with a sword...no...but if that's what you mean...then yes.

8

Pick one.

money
excitement
fun
love
family
This is just like the num..number...I mean letter question. NO!

9

Would you ever have plastic surgery?

Of course not.
Someday maybe.
Yes.
I already have.
Just minor things.
Does that involve a coke bottle? 'Cus I might think about it.

10

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

I don't eat ice cream.
Chocolate.
Vanilla.
Something kind of fruity.
Anything with chunks of stuff in it.
Burbon...rum....liquor...el torino...lighter fluid....cardboard box...yellow fried chicken...and on a late night Armand. He might be a bitch but his perfume tastes...well it kind of tastes like a scone.

OMG! JUSTIN BIEBER IN NYC! Do you want to see him play live?

Yes

No

OMG? Who's that? Isn't Justin Barber that kid from leave it to Beaver? Or that doctor kid that turned out to be gay? no, no I'm thinking of Walter Matthou isn't he dead? I mean, that's one hell of a truck if he's not?

J&L: You're an idiot

DF: And who's NYC? He sounds hot. He might be able to hook me up? give me the low down?

J&L: What are you talking about?!

Isn't that how you guys talk when you're alone and being stupid?

J&L: No, that's how you talk after watching the BET all night.